icaruses:

so i mainly tutor this sixth grade girl, but i sometimes help her fourth grade sister out with her assignments, too. today i proofread a fantasy story she had to write for her english class.

here’s an excerpt, word for word, when the protagonist sees a dragon for the first time.

“Oh my god,” he screamed. “Is that a… A…” he couldn’t finish his sentence. He pooped himself.

(via madwildmiracle)